[V1]
Let's take a trip this weekend to someplace new
F Bb C F
Let's pack a dozen sandwiches and a ukulele too
F Bb C F
Following our GPS, we know it’ll see us through
Dm A F G
But I don’t care where we end up, as long as I’m with you
Bb C Bb C F

[Chorus:]
Here's Our Shitty Camping Song
F Bb C F
If you’d like, please sing along
Bb C F
And we may get the chords all wrong
Dm F Bb Bbm
But here’s our shitty camping song
C Bb F
[V2]
We're jamming on the radio to our favorite tunes
F Bb C F
And our hearts are floating upwards like helium balloons
F Bb C F
I downloaded some Whitman, did you forget the spoons?
Dm A F G
And bug spray so we can sit outside while staring at the moon
Bb C Bb C F

[Chorus]

[V3]
The roads are very bumpy and mud is on the trail
F Bb C F
We wondered for a moment if we'd live to tell the tale
F Bb. C. F
We stopped into a local town, that was a bad idea
Dm A F G
We realized it was really white, so it was time for us to bail
Bb C Bb C F

[Chorus]

[V4]
We didn't check the forecast, and got lost on the way
F Bb C F
We really should have spent more time planning out today
F Bb C F
You're a goddamned transcendentalist, and we’re both really gay
Dm A F G
Guess we’ll be listening to thunder as we hit the hay
Bb C Bb C F

[Bridge]
And oh, the sun is set,
Bb C Dm
And the rain pelting our giant tent is making it all wet,
Bb C Dm Am
But no time for regret,
Bb C Dm G
As we go to sleep together, we hardly break a sweat.
Gm C Gm C F

[V5]
Now we’re on our way back home, gotta pack the things up fast,
F Bb C F
All the problems that we faced are firmly in the past.
F Bb C F
And now we finish this awful song for all our friends who asked,
Dm A F G
“How’d your camping trip go?” This trip was a blast!
Bb C Bb C F

[Chorus]
Here's Our Shitty Camping Song
F Bb C F
If you’d like please sing along
Bb C F
And we may get the words all wrong
Dm F Bb Bbm
But here’s our shitty fucking song
C Bb F